Cold Turkey

Cold turkey, I, just yesterday,
Began, some habits, to rein in,
How old the first I cannot say,
But one's of recent origin.

The first, a bev'rage, nasty stuff
Like caffeine, sugar, chemic-ills;
These soft drinks helped me to wake up,
But would result in doctor bills.

The other drug, I took 10 days,
And when I ceased, I did not know
That it would leave me rather crazed:
Depressed and listless, full of woe.

So caffeine deprivation add
To endorphin deficiency;
That should explain why I've gone mad
And spent a day in misery.

I guess, then, that I will be glad
When I've kicked this dependency.